All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Red Skelton
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  1. There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

  2. There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good."

  3. My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

  4. My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

  5. I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.

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